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| الكاتب: | WITNESS [ الخميس يوليو 30, 2009 10:32 am ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | +++++18 . . . women and computers |
> >HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. > >RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. > >WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one >can live without her..... > >EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for >your four basic needs. > >SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! > >INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. > >SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. > >MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. > >CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. > >E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. > >VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she >comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to >uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her >you will lose everything............ |
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| الكاتب: | Python [ الخميس يوليو 30, 2009 4:52 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | +++++18 . . . women and computers |
WITNESS, اقتباس:
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one
well >can live without her for me, I think it is a fact اقتباس:
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
Hahahaha>comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. thx 
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