+++++18 . . . women and computers

WITNESS · **مرسل:** الخميس يوليو 30, 2009 10:32 am

>
>HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
>
>RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
>
>WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one
>can live without her.....
>
>EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
>your four basic needs.
>
>SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
>
>INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.
>
>SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.
>
>MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
>
>CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.
>
>E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
>
>VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
>comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
>uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her
>you will lose everything............

Python · **مرسل:** الخميس يوليو 30, 2009 4:52 pm

WITNESS,

اقتباس:

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one
>can live without her

well
for me, I think it is a fact

اقتباس:

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
>comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.

Hahahaha
thx

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