A very clever woman

توت عنخ امون · **مرسل:** الخميس أغسطس 30, 2007 4:35 pm

A very clever woman

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A woman and a man are involved in
a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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Nastia · **مرسل:** الخميس أغسطس 30, 2007 11:16 pm

اقتباس:

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."

I didn't understand

What do you mean??

Gloria · **مرسل:** الجمعة أغسطس 31, 2007 12:25 am

God! she's really clever!

Nastia , the man drank half of the bottle so he's drunk now ,and the police will charge him with the accident, got it!?
good one توت عنخ آمون

توت عنخ امون · **مرسل:** الجمعة أغسطس 31, 2007 12:42 am

nastia thanks
gloria

مرح · **مرسل:** الجمعة أغسطس 31, 2007 12:44 am

lol:

Absolutely this woman is a very clever one
ThANKS توت عنخ امون

Safwat · **مرسل:** الجمعة أغسطس 31, 2007 1:58 am

A very cool woman

Nastia · **مرسل:** الجمعة أغسطس 31, 2007 2:42 pm

Gloria,

Thank you very much, now I got it

Hwaida's sister · **مرسل:** الجمعة أغسطس 31, 2007 8:21 pm

Hello Yara,
Thank you so much for your letter,actually i didn't pay attention to the entire subject i just commented on the topic which has been shown on the top of the main page.
Regards

Nawwar · **مرسل:** السبت سبتمبر 01, 2007 5:17 am

Well, I think she tried to seduce the man and he swallowed the trick.....
I think we should fire this man from our society....He's a shame on us men

Hamdi · **مرسل:** السبت سبتمبر 01, 2007 9:02 am

توت عنخ امون,

thank u it's very nice topic

men be care pls

all women as this woman

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