Husband V/S Wife

Safwat · **اشترك في:** الخميس مارس 01, 2007 9:01 pm

Husband V/S Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

أوركيدا · **مرسل:** الثلاثاء أكتوبر 13, 2009 9:09 pm

Safwat,

Thanks

Very beautiful jokes

It (seems) like you hate women

اقتباس:

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

This is the one

nano · **اشترك في:** الأحد أغسطس 05, 2007 12:02 am

Safwat,
hehehehehehehehhehe

the last one is soooo funny

Safwat · **اشترك في:** الخميس مارس 01, 2007 9:01 pm

أوركيدا,
I do not hate them .but I cannot trust them at all nano,
welcome

حلواني · **اشترك في:** الخميس مارس 01, 2007 9:08 pm

اقتباس:

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

Its so nice
thanks Safwat

Safwat · **اشترك في:** الخميس مارس 01, 2007 9:01 pm

welcome Fadi

Ranaa · **مرسل:** الأربعاء أكتوبر 14, 2009 9:46 pm

Safwat,

so so interesting jokes

thank you very much

Safwat · **مرسل:** الخميس أكتوبر 15, 2009 2:34 am

ranoo.sh,
welcome

hope · **مرسل:** الخميس أكتوبر 15, 2009 8:57 pm

hahahaha
i really enjoy it
thank you so much bro

Safwat · **مرسل:** الخميس أكتوبر 15, 2009 11:00 pm

hope,
welcome sis

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