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Husband V/S Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you..

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

الكاتب:	Mohammed [ الثلاثاء مارس 16, 2010 4:33 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:	*~¤ô§ô¤~ HuSbAnD (V/S) WiFe ~¤ô§ô¤~*
Husband V/S Wife Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever ********** ***** ***** ***** ***** *** Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday. ******** ***** ***** ***** ***** **** Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you ******** ***** ***** ***** ***** **** Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. ******** ***** ***** ***** ***** **** Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents ******** ***** ***** ***** ***** *** Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: A lovely Push...!!! ******** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again ******** ***** ***** ***** ***** ******* After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.. The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

الكاتب:	اسراء [ الخميس مارس 18, 2010 11:54 pm ]
عنوان المشاركة:	*~¤ô§ô¤~ HuSbAnD (V/S) WiFe ~¤ô§ô¤~*
thanx for nice jokes

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