difinition

Star · **مرسل:** الثلاثاء مايو 22, 2007 8:49 pm

definition
Divorce:Future tense of marriage .
Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of student without passing through (the minds of both) .
Comprmise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that every body believes that he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:A place where everybody talks ,nobody listen and every body disagrees later on.
Classic:A book which people praise,but do not read.
Smile:Acurve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc.:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience:The name men give to thier mistakes.
Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:A fool who torments himself during life,to be spoken of when dead.
Father:A banker provided by nature.
Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor:A person who kills ills by pills,and kill you with his pills.
Oppertunist:A person who start taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Adnan · **مرسل:** الثلاثاء مايو 22, 2007 11:09 pm

شكرا ستار...you are star..

Safwat · **مرسل:** الأربعاء مايو 23, 2007 12:24 am

مشكورة

Star · **مرسل:** الأربعاء مايو 23, 2007 3:31 pm

شكرا عدنان
شكرا صفوت

Nawwar · **مرسل:** الأربعاء مايو 23, 2007 5:09 pm

والله أحلى تعاريف أريتون لهلأ شكرا كتير آنسة STAR

Raghad · **مرسل:** الأربعاء مايو 23, 2007 6:56 pm

thank u star they are really fantastic

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