A Syrian guy went to America to study and sent a letter to ; his mom to show her how quickly he learned to speak English.
Dear YAMO,
Yesterday FRIENDATEE invited me to a restaurant,
We orders first KISSERS ,(مقبلات)
upside down ,(مقلوبة)
and the dessert was HIND'S HUSBAND cake (جوز الهند) ,
: and MADE IN HUSBAND (.معمول بالجوز )
But YAMO one of my FRIENDATEE is a MOONS PLAYER (لعيب قمار )
so DANGER ON MY MIND( خطر عبالي)
to go to the VOMITING office (مكتب المراجعات)
in the university that have the DIVORCED SALAD ( السلطة المطلقة)
and tell them about my friend.
YAMO I bought two HUSBANDS of socks ( جوزين جرابات)
but the salesman was MY MOTHER(أمي- جاهل)
he didn't understand what I wanted so I told him YOUR PRICE ON ME(حقك علي)
I wanted to pay for the socks he didn't accept and said to me keep it ON MY CALCULATION (خليها عحسابي)
We became friends and he invited me to his house before I came in I shouted CONSTITUTION PARENTS HOME (دستور يا أهل الدار) I EVALUATED HIS ENVELOPES (قدرت ظروفه) coz he lived alone in a small house.
He insisted to spend the night in his house I told him COVER YOUR WIDTH ( يستر على عرضك)
I can't sleep out of the university but FROM HERE TO HERE ( من هون لهون)
I knew he was Syrian too. He was very on a boy. ( عصبي)
I told him that the next day the invitation would be ON MY MATHEMATIC(على حسابي).
FRIENDATO came to tell him INSTEAD OF YOUR SAFETY(عوض بسلامتك)
coz his cousin died two weeks ago.
MAKE YOUR TOUCHING IN GOOD YAMO ( مسيتك بالخير)
, and see you soon…
Your son PERFECTION THE RED (كمال الأحمر)
