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الكاتب: | Nastia [ الجمعة ديسمبر 05, 2008 11:17 pm ] |
عنوان المشاركة: | For Women:Things To Remember |
WOMAN ONLY.... Things to Remember if You're A Woman .. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 1 2. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 3. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 4. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 5. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 6. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 7. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it. 8. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener. 9. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital. 10. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 11. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. 12. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 13. Sadly, all men are created equal. |
الكاتب: | سنا [ السبت ديسمبر 06, 2008 12:06 pm ] |
عنوان المشاركة: | For Women:Things To Remeber |
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Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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Sadly, all men are created equal.
Oh, I think the topic is a little bit unfair, but i like it ![]() |
الكاتب: | Nastia [ السبت ديسمبر 06, 2008 4:52 pm ] |
عنوان المشاركة: | For Women:Things To Remeber |
سنا, Thanks for the nice reply....but I think this topic is quite fair ![]() |
الكاتب: | dah_men [ الأربعاء ديسمبر 24, 2008 12:48 pm ] |
عنوان المشاركة: | For Women:Things To Remember |
hhhhhhhh ... that was a litlle bit odd ???!!! but it makes me laugh thanks and ur words are almost true thanks for the topic |
الكاتب: | Nastia [ الجمعة ديسمبر 26, 2008 1:37 pm ] |
عنوان المشاركة: | For Women:Things To Remember |
dah_men, You are welcome ![]() ![]() |
الكاتب: | تيماء [ الخميس يناير 08, 2009 5:16 pm ] |
عنوان المشاركة: | For Women:Things To Remember |
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7. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
SO good point ![]() اقتباس:
Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
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If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL ![]() Nastia, You're so cute ![]() ![]() |
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