Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a racing car not called a racist?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why does overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
What hair color do they put on the passport of bald men?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one
enjoys it?
Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when
you send it by sea it is called cargo?
If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365
days a year, why are there locks on the door?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
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