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Safwat
  • Post subject: Husband V/S Wife
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:52 pm 
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Husband V/S Wife

 


Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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أوركيدا
  • Post subject: Husband V/S Wife
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:09 pm 
مشرفة قسم آرتين كافيه
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Safwat,   *1
Thanks *ورود
Very beautiful jokes :mrgreen:
It (seems) like you hate women  :wink:  
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

This is the one :lol:

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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:28 pm 
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Safwat,
hehehehehehehehhehe :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
the last one is soooo funny :mrgreen:

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Safwat
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:51 am 
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أوركيدا,  
I do not hate them .but I cannot trust them at all nano,  
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:01 pm 
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Quote:
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Its so nice
thanks Safwat

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Safwat
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:08 pm 
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:46 pm 
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Safwat,  
*ورود  *1  *ورود  *1
so so interesting jokes  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
thank you very much

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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:34 am 
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hahahaha
i really enjoy it
thank you so much bro  *1

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