Nice topic indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed...and funny also.
Guys you are real criminals

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Well, I am sure that I will join this topic in some childish history, and here is story number one:
Being the oldest brother/sister is a very tough mission indeed

, I suffered being the oldest specially that the younger one after me is also a GIRL.....
I had to take my sister anywhere I go, and I had to be her big sister even in my friends parties and school.
One day, I was invited to my friend's birthday party, and as usual, I had to take my sister with me. I was so mad and didn’t want her to come with me, because I wanted to stay alone for at least one day

I told my sister that I would take her but in one condition, that she will take off me my clothes and fold them for one week.

And she accepted.
We went to the party and had the time of our live. When we got home, it was time to fulfil her promise. I sat on the sofa and she began to take off the sweeter I was wearing. My sister had so tiny body at her childhood, and to make this mission as harder as I could I started to resist her so she wouldn’t be able to pull the sleeves, and that what happened, I was so happy, but she wanted to do it, so she pulled back with all her strength and hit the book desk with the back of her head and started pleading.....

She started crying and I couldn’t be able to run anywhere. Mom and Dad came and started to see her head, thank Allah it was a small cut.
The story went in peace, but since that day she didn’t accompany me to anywhere unless I asked her to.

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