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  • Post subject: Just for fun
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:21 pm 
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A little girl asked her mother: How did the human
race appear?

The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they
had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her father the same
question. The father answered:Many years ago there
were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says:
Mom how is it possible that you told me that the
human race was created by God and Papa says they
were developed from monkeys.

The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I
told you about the origin of my side of the family,
while your father told you about his side...

It's an email I got , hope you like it :mrgreen:

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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:26 pm 
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kids in school think  quick

TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA         :    Here it is!
TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS          :    Maria!
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TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK          :    Because of the sign.
TEACHER     :    What sign?
FRANK          :    The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN       :   You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?
DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER      : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't  have ten years ago.
WINNIE        :    Me!
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TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE    :    I is...
TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE     :    All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
             didn't punish  him?'
LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER      :  Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :    No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people  are no longer interested?
HAROLD   :     A teacher.

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  • Post subject: Just for fun
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:45 pm 
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Nawal8q,  
*24  *24  *hhh  *hhh i really liked them...they r sooooo funny :mrgreen:

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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:53 pm 
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Nawal8q,  
it's really funny dear
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told you about the origin of my side of the family,
while your father told you about his side...

 :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:26 pm 
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lovely... thanks Nawal *ورود

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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:38 pm 
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:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:12 pm 
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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: so so funny

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نحب الحياة اذا ما استطعنا إليها سبيلا ....
ونسرق من دود القز خيطاً لنبني سماءً لنا ونسيّج هذا الرحيلا ...
ونفتح باب الحديقة كي يخرج الياسمين إلى الطرقات نهاراً جميلا
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:lol:  :lol:  
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

hehehehehehehe so funy  *hhh  *ورود  thanks

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كفاني ما أكابر بالتمني

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'


 *hhh  *hhh
Soooo funny  :mrgreen: Thanx so much  *ورود

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