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  • Post subject: Just for fun
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:31 pm 
آرتيني نشيط
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It exams jokes time!   


eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DO NOT CARE !!  

 :lol:  :lol:

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  • Post subject: Just for fun
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:51 pm 
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Thank you for submitting your wonderful God willing, be the  conciliators in your creativity *1  *ورود  *ورود  *ورود  *ورود  *ورود  *1  *1  *1  *1  *1  *1


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  • Post subject: Just for fun
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:34 pm 
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Anyone has new joks :mrgreen:

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  • Post subject: Just for fun
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:52 pm 
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hhhhhhhh
nice joke  friend *good
I have exam no more
but to make it right
exams will be there even if u graduate
life is a big exam
God be with u
one day all of u will graduate
and when they look at this
they will................ *Hi  :lol:


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  • Post subject: Just for fun
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:15 am 
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Nawal8q wrote:
 
A little girl asked her mother: How did the human
race appear?

The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they
had children and so was all mankind made.

Two days later she asks her father the same
question. The father answered:Many years ago there
were monkeys from which the human race was developed.

The confused girl returns to her mother and says:
Mom how is it possible that you told me that the
human race was created by God and Papa says they
were developed from monkeys.

The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I
told you about the origin of my side of the family,
It's nice thnx pro
while your father told you about his side...

It's an email I got , hope you like it :mrgreen:


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