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kids in school think quick

TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA :    Here it is!
TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS    :    Maria!
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TEACHER :    Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK    :    Because of the sign.
TEACHER :    What sign?
FRANK    :    The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER    : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'
TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
GLENN :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD    :    H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?
DONALD    :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER    : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE    :    Me!
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TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS    :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE    :    I is...
TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE :    All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
   didn't punish him?'
LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER    : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON    :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER    : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :    No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
__________________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

Author:	Nawal8q [ Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:21 pm ]
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A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear? The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made. Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered:Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed. The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys. The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your father told you about his side... It's an email I got , hope you like it

Author:	Nawal8q [ Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:26 pm ]
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kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.' ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L' TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.' ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?' LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher.

Author:	Yara [ Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:45 pm ]
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Nawal8q, i really liked them...they r sooooo funny

Author:	Lina [ Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:53 pm ]
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Nawal8q, it's really funny dear Quote: I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your father told you about his side...

Author:	ماركو [ Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:26 pm ]
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lovely... thanks Nawal

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Author:	Safwat [ Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:38 pm ]
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Author:	ladoooosh [ Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:12 pm ]
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so so funny

Author:	z-r-11 [ Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:16 pm ]
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thanx for the post

Author:	باسل العمروش [ Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:35 pm ]
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Quote: TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! hehehehehehehe so funy thanks

Author:	Raghad [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:10 am ]
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Quote: TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.' Soooo funny Thanx so much

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