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Husam · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:21 am

Raghad,
What a nice and funny joke! *hhh

Husam · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:58 am

Nawal8q,
Thank you :mrgreen:

Quote:

Niceone Husam.....

nice one

Husam · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:09 am

Hi everybody *Hi

A new joke:

- First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel !!!"
- Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

*hhh

Nawal8q · **Posted:** Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:35 am

Husam,

Quote:

nice one

Sure it's a typing mistake

Odysseus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:26 am

Husam wrote:

- First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel !!!"
- Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Thanx dear, it is nice one. :lol:

Nawal8q · **Posted:** Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:48 pm

How we could make an idiot read a letter forever???
We simply write 'turn off the page' on both sides.. :mrgreen:

Odysseus · **Posted:** Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:07 am

Nawal8q,

Where are You? Long time no see !
I hope that you are ok.

Quote:

How we could make an idiot read a letter forever???
We simply write 'turn off the page' on both sides..

Nice, very nice. :lol:

New one:

Fact:
Human brain is the most outstanding object in the world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall. :lol:

زمردة · **Posted:** Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:25 am

Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine? *نط

Because the label says shake well before using :mrgreen:

Teacher : I did not eat, you did not eat, he did not eat. Bill, repeat what I have said.
Bill : No one has eaten :lol:

A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners.
"Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?"
"I say pardon me."
"Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?"
"Step on the other foot to get a second one." :mrgreen:

Odysseus · **Posted:** Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:43 am

Quote:

A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners.
"Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?"
"I say pardon me."
"Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?"
"Step on the other foot to get a second one."

very nice

Tell us more please, Abeer. :lol:

زمردة · **Posted:** Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:37 am

Odysseus,
ok, here are new ones :wink:

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? :roll:

B: Yes, of course. *اي

A: Great! I never could before! *hay

Teacher: 'If I had ten apples in one hand and twelve apples in the other, what would I have?'
Alec: 'The biggest hands anyone's ever seen!’ :shock:

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

There is no need to say that the second sentence is the correct one nothing else *hh

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