INDIAN ENGLISH

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with
three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow
sun. I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV ."


Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green ", I " pink" up the phone and I say "yellow ".

Some Laughs
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied
Oh, please come to my house
But sir, I have a wife and four children
"Bring them along!" the rich man said
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in”
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over, The doctor asked the man to explain more
The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts
The doctor examined the man and said, Mr Smith, your finger is broken


A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time, How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died"
“Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died"
Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband
"He died of a broken neck"
“A broken neck"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms"